Everettese

Everett has been saying some funny things lately!! I want to share them with you:

In the garden yesterday:

Everett: A tiny bird
Me: I look and say what--at that moment a little bug flew away and he followed it with his eyes and head!

Working with dad yesterday-2 senarios:
Senario 1:
Everett: Dad, hold up a minute, hold up a minute Dad.
Dad: What?
Everett: I want some fresh water from the well.
Funny, because what 2 year old says they want fresh water from the well!

Senario 2: They are feeding some cows
Everett: Cows you have hay bales now, good-bye cows

Today: (rex probably won't appreciate this one!!) Rex is umm...sitting in the bathroom..
Everett: comes walking by and says " you want a magazine, huh huh? I'll get you a magazine dad. I'll get you a magazine."
I come walking out past the bathroom
Everett: "I'm getting dad a magazine!" climbing on the chair to the table "he wants this one" points to the western horseman
Me: Okay he probably would like that!!

I got out of the truck to open a gate:
Everett: Good job with the gate Mom, Good job with the gate.

Lately, he has been trying to use pronouns, but doesn't understand the difference between female and male pronouns. He doesn't use them right. For Example

Me: I asked Everett a question. I don't remember what it was.
Everett: Yes Sir.
Me: What?
Everett: Yes Sir
Me: Did you just say Yes sir?
Everett: Yep

Everett: Where is Daddy? Oh, there she is. OR Where is Mommy? Oh, there he is. OR Where is Montel? I'll go find her. All females he uses he or his and all males he uses she or her.

Or Mommy's a big boy-when I go potty on the toilet. (honestly, who has privacy when they have a 2 year old running around)!

OR "Everett hit Montel. Everett hit her."

A while ago I was having a hard day because Everett just kept peeing his pants and so I started crying. He comes over and puts his hand on my shoulder and bends down and says, "what's the matter sad guy?" How do you tell your kid it is them after that!

He calls his chest his name...because when you usually say "I am Shauna" you point to your chest. He will start at the top of his had and point to his eyes, nose, mouth, chin and name them properly. He then gets to his chest and says, "name".

I was asking him where Everett was and he pointed to his chest. I then touched his knee and said, "Is this Everett?"
Everett: No, and points to his chest.

Now my favorite. Montel, Everett and I were playing on my bed. I asked him for a hug. He leaned over and gave me one, plus a kiss!! He then pulls back and looks at me and says, "I love mom." Melt my heart!!! Well, that is all I can think of right now!!! Hope you enjoy!